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A gambler, a galoot, an alcoholic and a thug. Support the Daily Mash dream team with this football line-up shirt.
Design reads from goal keeper forwards: Wanker, Secretly Gay, Prima Donna, Racist, Herpes, Alchoholic, Compulisive Liar, Gambling Addict, Thug, Tatooed Thug, Galoot