Menu Your Bag
YOUR BASKET IS EMPTY. SPEND £40 OR MORE TO GRAB A FREE MYSTERY T-SHIRT

Alms for an ex-leper tee

View more products by Fool Of A Took

£14.99 GBP
  Gender Colour Size Price

SIZE GUIDE / CARE INFORMATION / DELIVERY OPTIONS

SIZE GUIDE / CARE INFORMATION / DELIVERY OPTIONS

A wonderful Monty Python inspires T-Shirt

Ex-Leper: Okay, sir, my final offer: half a shekel for an old ex-leper?

Brian: Did you say "ex-leper"?

Ex-Leper: That's right, sir, 16 years behind a veil and proud of it, sir.

Brian: Well, what happened?

Ex-Leper: Oh, cured, sir.

Brian: Cured? Ex-Leper: Yes sir, bloody miracle, sir. Bless you!

Brian: Who cured you?

Ex-Leper: Jesus did, sir. I was hopping along, minding my own business, all of a sudden, up he comes, cures me! One minute I'm a leper with a trade, next minute my livelihood's gone. Not so much as a by-your-leave! "You're cured, mate." Bloody do-gooder.